I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
How the world sees America.
accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life
what’s a good place to get bra size measuring
Nah I don’t want cheeto dust on my boobs thanks
ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.